17th Century Milkshake - Copyright © Anthony Hartley
  
My frozen dairy beverage brings all the gentlefolk to the yard
They all do quoth “it’s better than thyne”
Verily! lt’s better than thyne
I could teach you but I would hast to levy a fee

My frozen dairy beverage brings all the gentlefolk to the yard
They all do quoth “it’s better than thyne”
Verily! It’s better than thyne
I could teach you but I would hast to levy a fee

It has come to my attention that you would find “it” most pleasurable
The unique feature about myself
What all the gentlemen get all in a fluster about
They become infirm
I do complain most whole heartedly
Gentlemen I think now is the hour

I say, I say, I say, I say
One must increase the temperature
I say, I say, I say, I say
The young gentlemen are becoming restless
I say, I say, I say, I say
One must increase the temperature
I say, I say, I say, I say
The young gentlemen are becoming restless

My frozen dairy beverage brings all the gentlefolk to the yard
They all do quoth “it‘s better than thyne”
Verily! It’s better than thyne
I could teach you but I would hast to levy a fee

My frozen dairy beverage brings all the gentlefolk to the yard
They all do quoth “it’s better than thyne"
Verily! lt’s better than thyne
I could teach you but I would hast to levy a fee

One can observe you have the task in hand
thou wish for me to tutor thou
The ways of mystery that do unnerve the young gentlemen
thou cannot purchase this
thou should know that certain people may be arrested
thou should be observing, that is if thou art intellectually proficient

I say, I say, I say, I say
One must increase the temperature
I say, I say, I say, I say
The young gentlemen are becoming restless
I say, I say, I say, I say
One must increase the temperature
I say, I say, I say, I say
The young gentlemen are becoming restless

My frozen dairy beverage brings all the gentlefolk to the yard
They all do quoth “it’s better than thyne"
Verily! lt’s better than thyne
I could teach you but I would hast to levy a fee

My frozen dairy beverage brings all the gentlefolk to the yard
They all do quoth “it’s better than thyne"
Verily! lt’s better than thyne
I could teach you but I would hast to levy a fee

Oh once thou art participating
All the gentlefolk shall observe our madness
Thou hast to be a gentleman
And yet at the same time prepare to be a good citizen
Thou hast to attain the correct mixture
As well as what thou hast within thyne soul
Suddenly his eyes narrow to squint
Verily he has identified your aroma

I say, I say, I say, I say
One must increase the temperature
I say, I say, I say, I say
The young gentlemen are becoming restless
I say, I say, I say, I say
One must increase the temperature
I say, I say, I say, I say
The young gentlemen are becoming restless

My frozen dairy beverage brings all the gentlefolk to the yard
They all do quoth “it’s better than thyne"
Verily! lt’s better than thyne
I could teach you but I would hast to levy a fee

My frozen dairy beverage brings all the gentlefolk to the yard
They all do quoth “it’s better than thyne"
Verily! lt’s better than thyne
I could teach you but I would hast to levy a fee